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Buttergasm

When you load too much butter onto a piece of toast and hot butter drips all over your chin.
I just had the most AMAZING buttergasm!” -Jennifer
“Yeah you still have a greasy face you butterslut”-
John
Buttergasm by Blumpkin Mcskin November 19, 2025
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buttgasm 

The greatest shit of your life. Clenching you cheeks on the way to the toilet, praying you make it on time. When those sweet buns finally touch the seat an overwhelming feeling of pride and relief overcomes you and one cant help but squeel in satisfaction.
Mike: dude i heard some pretty wierd noises coming from the bathroom.

Chris: oh i was having a buttgasm

Mike: you know how i know you're gay?
buttgasm by mike the liar December 12, 2010

Buttergram

Imma keep it a buttergram gang that’s not a good idea
Buttergram by Serac April 9, 2022

Butterhamsock 

To hit someone with a sock filled with frozen butter and ham.
I will butterhamsock you, I swear.
Butterhamsock by ExcavateUrAth June 25, 2018

ButteryAss 

BANGIN, Ghetto, Awesome, Amazing, Clean, Cool, Dope, Down With It, Sweet Shit, Laser Pointer, Goomba Stompa, Houdini Hider.
That was a ButteryAss Trey.
That girl is not so ButteryAss.

(Leah)
ButteryAss by Leoskate February 4, 2009

buttgasm 

it's like an orgasm, but in your ASS.
I crammed this bannana in my ass and proceeded to experience a buttgasm.
buttgasm by otto von jizmark September 3, 2004

buttersmooch 

buttersmooch - A person, esp. at work, wants to pick on people, but wants to kiss bosses' butts, and it becomes painfully obvious to everyone.
That Daria turned out to be a real buttersmooch.
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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