butterfasting 

Butterfasting is the best way for teenagers who troll pro ana boards to lose weight.

The butterfast is amazingly simple. All you do is eat a stick of butter in the morning (can be melted or nonmelted). For the rest of the day, you can basically eat whatever you want until the butter passes through. It seems completely illogical, but the butter doesnt lie.

I think it coats your stomach or intestines (you know, the part that absorbs the calories?). And the food just passes right on by.

Warning, the butterfast does have a slight laxative effect, but butterfasting is much gentler than laxing.

OMG Anne!! I have prom coming up in a week? I need to lose weight really quick!! Im butterfasting until I drop ten pounds. You in?

butterfasting by i rock i rock i rock January 9, 2007

bittercasting 

An emotionally based negative weather forecast (from the perspective of the author) made by a weather enthusiast, or 'weather weenie', usually after having high hopes of extreme weather dampened due to unfavorable closer-to-event model runs, or the real time nowcast of a storm. Most often found on Weather forums online. Individuals residing in the Ohio Valley and Midwest are particularly vulnerable to such a condition, as these regions are often left out of large winter storms, and can often miss out on many severe weather events. See the so-called "Donut-Hole" effect.

It's one thing to be bummed out on missing a storm, but Jimmy's overly pessimistic rant added nothing to the discussion, and was tantamount to bittercasting.

bittercasting by dodusdood January 12, 2022

buttermating

To fuck a stick of butter.

Want to try buttermating?

buttermating by John_doe42069 December 21, 2022

bittercasting 

An emotionally based negative weather forecast (from the perspective of the author) made by a weather enthusiast, or 'weather weenie', usually after having high hopes of extreme weather dampened due to unfavorable closer-to-event model runs, or the real time nowcast of a storm. Most often found on Weather forums online. Individuals residing in the Ohio Valley and Midwest are particularly vulnerable to such a condition, as these regions are often left out of large winter storms, and can often miss out on many severe weather events. See the so-called "Donut-Hole" effect.

It's one thing to be bummed out on missing a storm, but Jimmy's overly pessimistic rant added nothing to the discussion, and was tantamount to bittercasting.

bittercasting by dodusdood January 12, 2022