Butterfingerer

A butterfingerer is a person who likes butter. Butter is a fatty substance, so it is clear why many people like to use their fingers to play with it. Many children like to butterfingerer because it is very fun to do. Many people may mistake this for buttfingerer but be warned, these are nothing alike.

I butterfingerered while having dinner.

by You thicc boi :) May 15, 2023

Jersey Butterfinger

a skeezly sexual maneuver typically performed from the doggie style position. The situation occurs when the fucker in the dominate dog position performs an unauthorized Whiskey Dew Finger and then fish hooks the mouth of the submissive dog fucker.

Guy 1: “Did you hear that Pauly D lost his index finger attempting to Jersey Butterfinger some whore?”

Guy 2: “I heard it was some dude.”

Guy 1: "word"

by matt5000 June 2, 2010

butterfingers

a clumsy person, especially one who tends to drop things

It was you who dropped it, butterfingers.

by Light Joker May 29, 2005

butterfinger

Ex-UFC ring presenter, Logan Stanton, while perfect in every single way, has an unusually shaped pinky. That doesn't make her any less perfect. It just adds flavour and exoticism to her amazing personality!

Everything butterfinger!

Logan Stanton is a perfect butterfinger! She's a dime with a pinky!

by fungiSD May 15, 2020

ButterFingers Montgomery

Someone who constantly drops the joint due to being very high, usualy at the worst possible times.

Pass the joint dude...

oops

What?

My bad dude

god damn it ButterFingers Montgomery, that was the worst possible time to drop it.

by Steezeman May 4, 2007

Butterfingers McGee

That one player (receiver) in football, more specifically video game football who always drops a pass.

What a mistake going for it on 4th down, especially passing it to Butterfingers McGee, he always drops the pass.

Dammit Butterfingers McGee!! Why the fuck did you drop that pass!

by Dman930 February 18, 2009

butterfingering

when someone accidentally sticks a finger in their partner's butthole in the heat of the moment.

Did you hear about Lydia? Yeah, Paul's digits slipped and he gave her a good butterfingering.

by jessas December 24, 2012