Butterfinger

a. That delicious candybar with a chocolate coating and crispy peanut butter candy in the middle that crumbles in layers.
1)It sticks to your teeth
2)Comes in a yellow-orange wrapper
3)Promoted for years by cartoon icon Bart Simpson.The commercial would have Homer Simpson trying in some desperate way to get the Butterfinger bar...but was always too stupid. Bart would then say
"No one can lay a finger on my Butterfinger" or something.

"Hey look, a Butterfinger...it's so delicious and yellow--DON'T lay a finger on it, it's MINE"
I dunno, what example can I give, dumbass?

by That's my Butterfinger! August 24, 2008

Butterfinger

What an individuals finger is after inserting it into the female sex organs.

"Hey honey, want a Butterfinger?"

by Cejay December 7, 2006

Butterfinger

When a male looking to spice up his sexual experience grabs a cold stick of butter and shoves his finger through the center of the stick, then proceeds to finger his woman until the butter melts from friction and sexual heat, granting him a dairy-based lube upon which he uses to dick his woman down.

Man #1: Hey how was the sex last night?
Man #2: I Butterfingered her and it changed her life.

by BennyBooty October 5, 2017

Butterfinger

when you take butter and put it on your fingers and shove them up a girls vagina.

i butterfingered that whore , she was buttered

by PolishWhore August 5, 2010

Butterfinger

To lube your finger up with butter and then insert into the rectum of another individual.

I'd like to butterfinger her!!!!!

by The Lord of the Butterfinger June 29, 2007

Butterfinger

The preferred food of hentai-wanking Santa Claus look-alikes who put on fake British accents and want everyone to think they're cool.

Andy: All hail Dictator-for-Life Santa!

Me: Fuck off and die.

Andy: I'd *rother* eat this Butterfinger while I watch this Sailor Moon tape I borrowed from the substitute!

Me: I really did not need to know that.

Andy: But it made me cool, right? Oh, I injured myself somehow!

by Anarchist October 22, 2003

Butterfinger

The sexual act of spreading butter all over your penis and having another guy suck on it.

Man: would you like a butterfinger?
Boy: sure, what kind?
Man: it's in my pants.
Boy: ewwwwwwww

see Homosexual
also see Pedophile

by BR 4Shot August 28, 2010