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Backwoods Butthurting 

A term for anal rape in a rural enviroment. Most likely coined in a place such as WV, or Montana.
Yuppie: Please sir, take my wallet! Just don't hurt mich!
Redneck: Oh i'm gon' hurt you alright. A good ol' fashioned Backwoods Butthurting.
Yuppie: NOOO! *dragged away*

Buttgating 

Walking so close behind someone that as soon as they stop you crash into them.
A guy was buttgating Selena. As soon as she stopped to check her phone he bumped into her so hard that she nearly fell over.
Buttgating by MachOSX January 5, 2015

butt darting 

(Dudes walk in the bar) gay bartender says to coworker "hold up, that's my table, I'm goin butt darting"
butt darting by Sac lawson November 13, 2013

Buttlarking 

Gently cupping your hand below ones butt cheeks and so delicately grasping ones butt cheek..
Whoa, Elliott was just definitely Buttlarking that hot girl!
Buttlarking by Mh3234 August 8, 2016

buttbating 

when a male masturbates only using his butt, and makes girl noises, heterosexualy
bro 1: Bruh! I heard Todd crushing some snizz through the wall last night.
bro 2: nah cuz....He was just buttbating
buttbating by death proof September 16, 2015

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019