The act of providing oral gratification to your female partner from stem to stern while she lays spread eagle on her stomach and youre laying between her legs, also on your stomach. MUST be a female reciepent as preforming this act on a male may result in an unfortunate teabagging incident. This term is self explanatory and is ideal for any man with an oral fixation who likes the sensation of warm butt cheecks blocking his vision, or any woman who wants both ends of her taint thoroughly primed.
Hey Baby, roll over onto your belly so I can get to buttfacing you from your happytrail to the small of your back
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.