Lunchlady: *finishs cleaning table*
11yr old girl: *sits on freshly cleaned table*
Lunchlady: get yer buttcrumbs offa meh table!
11yr old girl: what?
11yr old girl: *sits on freshly cleaned table*
Lunchlady: get yer buttcrumbs offa meh table!
11yr old girl: what?
by letsmakefunofhipsters April 23, 2008
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1. Damn, look at your buttcrumbs all over the bed, you shower?
2. After we had sex, the bed felt like sandpaper with all the buttcrumbs.
2. After we had sex, the bed felt like sandpaper with all the buttcrumbs.
by Theoddfather June 1, 2015
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Little pieces of toilet paper left after a poor wipe job. Not limited to any specific gender, age, or ethnicity.
Cheap toilet paper and fast wipes will almost always give you a bad case of itching butt crumbs.
She couldn't wait till the elevator doors closed because she had a bad case of "Butt-Crumbs"
She couldn't wait till the elevator doors closed because she had a bad case of "Butt-Crumbs"
by BigulModemo April 29, 2009
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small specks of poo that fall down on to the toilet seat while wiping. Particularly visible on white toilet seats (but carpets do an excellent job of concealing them). Usually observed among those with hairy cracks and high-fibre diets.
small specks of poo that fall down on to the toilet seat while wiping. Particularly visible on white toilet seats (but carpets do an excellent job of concealing them). Usually observed among those with hairy cracks and high-fibre diets.
Son: Dad, did Uncle Jim come to visit again?
Father: Yes, why do you ask?
Son: I saw some butt crumbs on the toilet seat.
Father: Yes, why do you ask?
Son: I saw some butt crumbs on the toilet seat.
by coazeau July 29, 2012
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Pieces off poo stuck to ones bum from too much anal sex that get hard and look like crumbs and end up everywhere.
Pieces off poo stuck to ones bum from too much anal sex that get hard and look like crumbs and end up everywhere.
by buttcrumbsspecialist November 22, 2011
Get the Butt Crumbs mug.Butt Crumbs are the small little particles of pubic hair and feces that fall on and around the toilet seat when going to the bathroom.
Why do you always have to leave your Butt Crumbs on the toilet seat after going to the bathroom? Please wipe them off the next time you use the bathroom.
by Jonny Thumbs February 22, 2017
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