buttcrumbs

What your dirty butt leaves behind after you sit on something clean.

Lunchlady: *finishs cleaning table*
11yr old girl: *sits on freshly cleaned table*
Lunchlady: get yer buttcrumbs offa meh table!
11yr old girl: what?

by letsmakefunofhipsters April 23, 2008

Buttcrumbs

The residue flakes or sand like material left after having sex or not showering for a couple of days, usually off ones butt.

1. Damn, look at your buttcrumbs all over the bed, you shower?

2. After we had sex, the bed felt like sandpaper with all the buttcrumbs.

by Theoddfather May 29, 2015

buttcrumb

A turtle head that has gone too far and is now held betwixt thou cheeks until such time that thou is prepared to drop the buttcrumb in its final destination.

Where is the nearest waste receptacle? I need to rid myself of this buttcrumb

by lindseynotmelo July 01, 2012