also known as Arse dandruff and Poo-flakes
small specks of poo that fall down on to the toilet seat while wiping. Particularly visible on white toilet seats (but carpets do an excellent job of concealing them). Usually observed among those with hairy cracks and high-fibre diets.
Son: Dad, did Uncle Jim come to visit again?
Father: Yes, why do you ask?
Son: I saw some butt crumbs on the toilet seat.
Homom: a hamam for gays.
Derived from the words "homo(sexual)" and "hamam" (Turkish bath)
Not directly related to "turkish holiday."
Julian: It was our last day in Istanbul, so we went to my favourite hamam
Fabio: Dude, that was the creepiest massage I ever got. How come the lights didn't work? And those guys that kept following me into the shower? I think you took me to a homom.
also known as Arse dandruff and Butt crumbs
small specks of poo that fall down on to the toilet seat while wiping. Particularly visible on white toilet seats (but carpets do an excellent job of concealing them). Usually observed among those with hairy cracks and high-fibre diets.
Son: Dad, did Uncle Jim come to visit again?
Father: Yes, why do you ask?
Son: I saw some poo-flakes on the toilet seat.
Germanwings:
a) German low-cost airline based in Cologne
b) Honour bestowed upon he who nobs a German girl for his first time
Daniel: I flew Germanwings to Munich for Oktoberfest. There I got my Germanwings.
Alex: Not bad. But I assume she had hairy armpits?
also known as poo-flakes and Butt crumbs.
small specks of poo that fall down on to the toilet seat while wiping. Particularly visible on white toilet seats (but carpets do an excellent job of concealing them). Usually observed among those with hairy cracks and high-fibre diets.
Son: Dad, did Uncle Jim come to visit again?
Father: Yes, why do you ask?
Son: I saw some arse dandruff on the toilet seat.
When three or four individuals walk side-by-side down a place of public passage, such as a small alleyway, taking up unnecessary space and often causing annoyance to passers-by coming in both directions. Often done by uncouth teenagers or slow-walking old age pensioners. Named after the characteristic walk of the main characters in the film "Ghostbusters" or the cartoon show "The Real Ghostbusters."
Chav 1: Hey guys, here come some ghostbustin' grannies, this alley aint big enough for the both of us.
Farting in a sauna. The heat mixes with the methane and hydrogen sulfide to form an acrid hot gas that burns the nostrils. A beef kiln is considered worse than leaving a farting gift in an elevator. Quite embarrassing when a stranger (especially of the opposite sex) enters soon afterwards.
Olaf (in sauna): Prrrp! A beef kiln! Time to go, methinks!
Erika (entering sauna): Oh God Olaf, not again! That gas is making me cry!
