Buttcrap: I'm sorry honey, I can't take you out to dinner tonight. That $20 meal would be $40 if I invested it in S&P
Girlfriend: You're acting like a real Buttcrap!!
Buttcrap: I'm sorry honey, I can't take you out to dinner tonight. That $20 meal would be $40 if I invested it in S&P
Girlfriend: You're acting like a real Buttcrap!!
n. A person SO lazy, they think having fun takes too much effort to be worth it. Buttwumpi can't even be bothered to play video games or channel surf. Surprisingly, most are thin, as unlike couch potatoes, they are too lazy to eat much.
"You can 'just sit there' at the club, too, but at least there you'll get a lap dance while you're at it! Don't be such a buttwumpus!"
(noun) Someone who loves anal sex so much, they'll bend over for any willing dick, regardless of circumstances. These people are also frequently dubbed asswhores, anal-whores, and politicians.
"Jon is such a buttramp! I saw him bent over, grabbing his ankles, and taking the captain of the football team's meat sword in his ass."
"Christa is a buttramp! The Owner fired her and the Department Manager when he caught them having anal sex in the officeyesterday during lunch!"
My girl gave me the butterup when she heard I lost my job & she said they through away a genius of infinite perplexities.
My blind date gave me an eye opening butterup when he saw my figure & he said architects builds dreams. An artists reveals his innermost expressions, but as I lay stunned adjusting my structural integrities called eyes; I can say now and forever I know what it's like, to be in the presence of mastered magnificence.