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Butox injection by NicoMcSteamer March 2, 2009
Botox-Mongol
Botox-Mongol a.k.a. Vladimir Putin is a KGB bred power-hungry little man. He is 183 cm/6 ft tall (with a feather on his head) and who resembles another little man, Adolf Hitler in his actions, in fact, he is a Slavic second-rate incarnation of Hitler; Vladolf Putler.
In addition to his lust for power, Vlad is also a vain person who wants to remain in history as a great, wrinkless geopolitician, therefore his face is saturated with botox injections although he is a mere authoritarian kleptocrat in a developing country with a nuclear weapon. It should come as no surprise that he is a control freak too, according to his ex-wife, the dishes in the closet had to be in a certain order, as well as the most important tool in his agent tenure in liberated Dresden; the stapler that had to be clean in his armpit holster.
About his hobbies. Vlad has a habit of riding horses, bears or a Siberian tiger and he tends to do it without a shirt and bra.
He can be called a Mongol for good reasons. As is well known, the Mongols enslaved the Slavs for a quarter of a millennium, and for this reason the Slavic gene pool was enriched by the sophisticated inheritance of the Mongols, this flourishing period of the Mongols and the Slavs in particular is called the Golden Horde.
In addition to his lust for power, Vlad is also a vain person who wants to remain in history as a great, wrinkless geopolitician, therefore his face is saturated with botox injections although he is a mere authoritarian kleptocrat in a developing country with a nuclear weapon. It should come as no surprise that he is a control freak too, according to his ex-wife, the dishes in the closet had to be in a certain order, as well as the most important tool in his agent tenure in liberated Dresden; the stapler that had to be clean in his armpit holster.
About his hobbies. Vlad has a habit of riding horses, bears or a Siberian tiger and he tends to do it without a shirt and bra.
He can be called a Mongol for good reasons. As is well known, the Mongols enslaved the Slavs for a quarter of a millennium, and for this reason the Slavic gene pool was enriched by the sophisticated inheritance of the Mongols, this flourishing period of the Mongols and the Slavs in particular is called the Golden Horde.
Botox-Mongol by O. W. Tongueincheek December 5, 2021
buttoxen
1. Little Jimmy's eyes nearly popped out of their sockets as he gazed across the sea of beautiful Brazilian babes' buttoxen, meandering over the Rio coastline.
2. The public toilet seat was falling off its hinges from years of the fat, pus-ridden buttoxen that pressed firmly against it each day.
3. Your family's buttoxen could weigh down a 747.
2. The public toilet seat was falling off its hinges from years of the fat, pus-ridden buttoxen that pressed firmly against it each day.
3. Your family's buttoxen could weigh down a 747.
buttoxen by Hairy Bungaloo February 21, 2009
botoxqueen1968
botoxqueen1968 by F1SH ASF! March 8, 2021
hitting botox
hitting botox by rugtug8000 January 3, 2020
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