Bush Dick
When a soldier has spent 15 weeks out bush without a shower he is considered to have Bush Dick, complete with fungal infection and uncleaned masturbation leftovers.
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Dick Bush
1. Grandson of Dick Cheney and George Bush, destined to be a future U.S. President.
2. Slang for future Republican Presidential/VP tag teams.
2. Slang for future Republican Presidential/VP tag teams.
Dick Bush by Ethan Hunt May 26, 2006
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Dick and Bush
Dick and Bush is a slang phrase used during the first four years of Bush's Autocracy. Surely to be used for the last four. This terms etymology derives from the first name of the Vice President: Dick, and the last name of the Chancelor: Bush. All said, Dick and Bush.
Person A: Man, everyone keeps calling our government a sham.
Person B: Well...
Person A: It's all dick and bush's fault.
Person B: Yeah, we really gotta lick bush.
Person A: Oh, and beat dick.
Person B: Well...
Person A: It's all dick and bush's fault.
Person B: Yeah, we really gotta lick bush.
Person A: Oh, and beat dick.
Dick and Bush by Dilcue November 11, 2004
a dick in the bush is worth two in the hand
You coming to the party? There's going to be lots of trim.
Nah, gonna stay in and jerk off.
C'mon, dude, a dick in the bush is worth two in the hand.
Nah, gonna stay in and jerk off.
C'mon, dude, a dick in the bush is worth two in the hand.
a dick in the bush is worth two in the hand by Shuaman December 13, 2016
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