Bush Dick

When a soldier has spent 15 weeks out bush without a shower he is considered to have Bush Dick, complete with fungal infection and uncleaned masturbation leftovers.

Jake: johnno went clubbin with a 12 week bush dick and picked up some slut and smashed her, he had enough dick cheese to put Bega (australian cheese manufacturer) out of business.

Jordo: fuck man, bush dick strikes again! What a whore.

by BushDick January 18, 2018

Dick Bush

1. Grandson of Dick Cheney and George Bush, destined to be a future U.S. President.

2. Slang for future Republican Presidential/VP tag teams.

Dick Bush will be our future President no matter how we vote.

by Ethan Hunt May 20, 2006

dick bush

what appears around the dick of a guy who does not shave.

Bud had a severe dick bush.

by nikeolous May 18, 2006

dick bush

The act of tucking ones penis under the legs while it is surrounded by an arsenal of pubes. Basically a mans version of a hairy vagina clone

"Dude what happened? you have no penis".."nah man just a formidable dick bush "

by Spay August 08, 2008