When a
soldier has spent 15 weeks out bush without a
shower he is considered to have Bush
Dick, complete with fungal infection and uncleaned masturbation leftovers.
Jake: johnno went clubbin with a 12 week bush dick and picked up some
slut and smashed her, he had enough dick cheese to put Bega (australian cheese manufacturer) out of business.
Jordo: fuck
man, bush dick strikes again! What a
whore.
