When a soldier has spent 15 weeks out bush without a shower he is considered to have Bush Dick, complete with fungal infection and uncleaned masturbation leftovers.

Jake: johnno went clubbin with a 12 week bush dick and picked up some slut and smashed her, he had enough dick cheese to put Bega (australian cheese manufacturer) out of business.

Jordo: fuck man, bush dick strikes again! What a whore.

Bush Dick by BushDick January 19, 2018

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bushnick

A BushNick is one of the most feared creatures of this world. It's ability to hide in trees and jump out at unsuspecting prey is unmatchable. The secretive creature is just waiting to snap your neck. Bushnick is able to escape capture no matter how hard you try. Bushnick will also neutralise any possible threats placing them in a headlock and then snapping their necks. If you ever encounter this destructive creature in the wild your best advice is to run even though you will be hunted down and have your neck snapped.

Dead Guy 1: How'd you die?
Dead Guy 2: BushNick.
Dead Guy 1: Same.

bushnick by Vegetables hero May 21, 2014

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Bushwick

Area in Brooklyn that, according to New York Magazine, has the highest number of registered sex offenders in NYC, the most rape per capita of any neighborhood in NYC, and is high on the list for other violent crime.

"Bushwick" stops at Graham Ave. on the East, no matter what your landlord/real estate agent tells you.

Bushwick may have a couple of hipsters, but it's still pretty fucking hood.

Why don't those hipsters just shut up about how great they've made the neighborhood?

Bushwick by n-five May 31, 2010

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