Buscuck

A person who hates all cars and private transportation and talks about walkable cities and public transport 24/7. Usually a member of r/fuckcars on Reddit. Thinks that owning a car makes you a slave to big oil corporations, and then proceeds to ride a bus everyday and becomes a slave to the government instead.

Person 1: These F-150's are death machines!!! Why cant they just take a bus or use a heckin cargo bike?
Person 2: What a buscuck...

Buscuck by averagecincinnatiresident June 27, 2026

busfucked

to get stuck behind a school bus that's making way too many stops usually when you're already running late to work or to catch a train

I'm sorry I'm late boss but I got busfucked an unprecedented 3 different times on the way to work.

Dude, we've been busfucked for over 20 minutes. I'm thinking about running over the next fucking kid that gets on that damn bus. I'm sure the judge will understand.

Bro I got busfucked and missed my train so I'm gonna chill and drink some gold tops in my car till the next one comes.

busfucked by Olof Carmody February 25, 2008

busfuck 

1. The process in which an individual misses the bus, or must wait an undesirable period of time for the bus to arrive.

2. Missing a series of buses consecutively, further extending an individuals waiting time at the bus stop.

3. Giving up all hopes of finding transportation, and choosing to walk to the desired destination, only to watch the bus pass you on the street five minutes later.

Busfucking often occurs on Wednesday, due to the typically early releasing of students from most public schools which may happen to conflict with the schedules of school or city buses. In some cases, busfuckage may increase substantially due to lack of patience and aggravation towards the bus company.

Wednesday is known as "busfuck day," as it is the day you are most likely (or in some cases, inevitably) to be busfucked.

"Where the hell is that school bus? Did we just get busfucked?"

busfuck by Eric-san June 5, 2008

Busfucker 

Nobody reallt knows what it means but its generally used as an insult.
On November 24th 2017, a group of friends; Christina, Jhade, Berber, Gio & Jeily dubbed themselves as “ Busfucker ‘s”.

A) “Ugh shes such a busfucker”
B) “A what??”
A) “LMAO idk i hurd (one of the busfuckers) use it. I think its an insult or something.

Busfucker by ItsJust.Christina January 22, 2019

Buschuckery

1. The practice of constantly throwing co-workers under the bus (exposing them, making them look bad, etc.) with the goal of either making themself look better or for personal amusement.

2. The process of Chuck Norris symbotically merging with a bus.

1. "Watch out for Gavin man, he practically founded a school on buschuckery. Good luck getting any of the comission on that now."

2. "I'm losing control of it.... Oh no, it's Chuck Norris, and he's doing buschuckery again, hold on everybody!"

Buschuckery by The Second-Hand Condom Man February 8, 2010

busluck 

noun - refers to one's good fortune in arriving at a bus stop moments before the bus comes, reducing wait time to almost nothing

I had great busluck on the way to work--it pulled up just as I walked to the stop.

busluck by Busing it in Vancouver March 26, 2011

busfucked

to get screwed in some way while taking the bus. Examples include: the bus being late, standing out in the rain/snow/cold, having a shitty driver, having someone talk your ear off/assault you, getting sick later because someone sneezed all over you, etcetera.

"What took you so long getting to work?"
"Oh, you know, mass transit- I got busfucked."

busfucked by roger the fabricator February 10, 2004