busfuck 

1. The process in which an individual misses the bus, or must wait an undesirable period of time for the bus to arrive.

2. Missing a series of buses consecutively, further extending an individuals waiting time at the bus stop.

3. Giving up all hopes of finding transportation, and choosing to walk to the desired destination, only to watch the bus pass you on the street five minutes later.

Busfucking often occurs on Wednesday, due to the typically early releasing of students from most public schools which may happen to conflict with the schedules of school or city buses. In some cases, busfuckage may increase substantially due to lack of patience and aggravation towards the bus company.

Wednesday is known as "busfuck day," as it is the day you are most likely (or in some cases, inevitably) to be busfucked.

"Where the hell is that school bus? Did we just get busfucked?"

busfuck by Eric-san June 5, 2008

busfuck 

The act of throwing an individual under the collective bus or having said action performed to you.

May also be used when stuck behind busses.

Jill busfucked me in that meeting with the CEO. Now he thinks I'm an incompetent goon.

The sheer amount of busfuckery in this company is staggering.

I am currently being busfucked by City Metro, I'll be in late today.

busfuck by robomuppet June 3, 2010

busfuck 

bus-fuck
-n. (1) One large enough to fuck over a bus if it were to run into him or her.
-n .(2) One would also be capable of eating said bus as an appetizer with ease.
-n. (3) One would also be interested in fucking (engaging in sexual intercourse) with said bus.

-v. (1) To be hit with a bus, but because of one's extremely large weight and size, to cause the bus to be "fucked," or destroyed.
-v. (2) To literally engage in sexual intercourse (fuck) a bus through its exhaust pipe, doors, gas tank, sunroof, or other cavities.

-v. (3) To literally engage in sexual intercourse (fuck) a bus by shoving its exhaust pipe up one's anal caviti(es) (asshole).
-v. (4) To literally engage engage in sexual intercourse (fuck) a bus by shoving the entire bus inside one's anal cavity(ies) (asshole).

Steve is such a busfuck.

Did you see that busfuck? He must have weighed a billion tons.

Steve: I'll take five hundred mcburgers. Can you supersize them?
Employee: Wow, you're such a busfuck.

Holy shit that busfuck last night was so kinky.

busfuck by Busfuck July 27, 2009

bumfuck nowhere 

1. A place in the middle of nowhere.
2. A place not worth mentioning, driving to, or remembering the name of
3. A town located in the middle of farmland or prairie land and it takes less than a minute to drive out of it. Example: Oil Springs, Ontario

I had to drive out to bumfuck nowhere to pick his drunk ass up.

bumfuck nowhere by guinnessgirl May 27, 2006

busfucked

to get stuck behind a school bus that's making way too many stops usually when you're already running late to work or to catch a train

I'm sorry I'm late boss but I got busfucked an unprecedented 3 different times on the way to work.

Dude, we've been busfucked for over 20 minutes. I'm thinking about running over the next fucking kid that gets on that damn bus. I'm sure the judge will understand.

Bro I got busfucked and missed my train so I'm gonna chill and drink some gold tops in my car till the next one comes.

busfucked by Olof Carmody February 25, 2008

Bushfuck 

The act of illegally assuming control over an ignorant populace and then proceeding to take advantage of that populace's ignorance in order to maintain power. Bushfucking also involves the unabashed pursuit of selfish interests and personal financial gain at absolutely any cost to those you have power and influence over. However, once you have been bushfucked you cannot bushfuck. You either bushfuck, have been bushfucked or are actively receiving a good bushfucking: they are mutually exclusive.

Best Example: George W. Bush and his assumption of the US Presidency.

Examples of Terminological usage:
Joe American 1: "Wooooeee, that George sure did bushfuck us!"

Joe American 2: "I kinda saw it coming but I'm kinda too dumb to really do anything about it. Naah, I guess I really kinda like bein' bushfucked."

Joe American 3: "That's it Georgy, give that Saddam a good bushfucking! Right on, right on, bushfuck that sum bitchin' Tallyban! Lay a good bushfuck to dat der Eyeran too. Hey, what happened to my social security Georgy? Hey, we ain't got no respect nowhere. Oh Georgy, you little devil... you done bushfucked me too. Dat was good, dat was good (shaking his head)...now what you wanna us to do now? You don't give a shit? Why you sum bitch... i'll bushfuck you. I'm comin' to getcha... Hey get your hands off me (as he is gagged, cuffed and taken away, labeled a terrorist and held for life without due process).
- Update: Joe American 3 was given a letter at the time of his arrest that simply read: "Sorry, you have been bushfucked. You therefore cannot bushfuck. Under the new law, bushfucking is now considered an act of terror and you will therefore be dealt with accordingly." American 3 unfortunately passed away during his imprisonment, thought to be due to the forced consumption of brussel sprouts and the subsequent and inadequate medical treatment of his excessive flatulence. Our condolences.

One good thing is that bushfucking as it is currently known will end sometime after 2008!

Bushfuck by Antitheist September 17, 2008

Bumfuckistan 

n. US military origin
1. Middle of nowhere. Someplace far away, hard to get to (even if you wanted to) and impossible to get back from.
2. Like Bumfuck Egypt, except further east.

You sent me to Bumfuckistan! You bastards!

Bumfuckistan by Cpn Jack August 7, 2008