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Bromitsfa 

A Broish ceremony held to celebrate a bro reaching the age of Brodom, in which he is given the broligious responsibilities and duties of an adult bro.
Dude had his bromitsfa last week brah.
Bromitsfa by Robstercraws December 10, 2009
Related Words
When you burp and almost vomit at the same time.
Suzanne turned to Briana and said, "I think that Coke just made me bromit."
bromit by Bri&Suz July 20, 2008
As you burp, you unintentionally vomit a little in your mouth.
Diane had the worst burmit after eating at Taco Bell.
burmit by Carmellas December 9, 2008

bromitment

A commitment a bro makes to spend time with his fellow bros. Even if it means creating the most ridiculous of alibis to get out of prior responsibilities.
My family expected me to attend my grandma's 96th birthday party but I had a bromitment to fulfill.
bromitment by the bros March 25, 2013

buxomity 

The minimum distance that one is forced to be from someone because of their breasts; the amount of space one needs, because of their breasts, to turn in-place 360 degrees.
Her buxomity was such that he was unable to get close enough to kiss her.
buxomity by Brettsky November 3, 2007

Bromitment

Noun

1. A pledge or promise made to spend time with a group of male friends in the form of a duty.
2. A sacrifice of romantic or familial duties made by a man in order to respect his friendship duties with group of male friends.

Provenance/Origin: "Bromitment" is a portmanteau of the two words "brother" and "commitment". New Zealand director Chris Graham coined the term on the set of Sione's Wedding in 2006. Sione's Wedding was a film celebrating a Polynesian wedding and lifestyle in a New Zealand context. Graham used the term on the set to remind cast members to make time for their mates regardless of other familial or romantic commitments. Pepsi later employed the term in 2011 in a New Zealand-based campaign.
Steve's Girlfriend: "Steve, I need you to come to my sister's baby shower tomorrow".

Steve: "Sorry babe, I can't. I said I'd go to the drags with Jono, Sam and Rob".

Steve's Girlfriend: "You have to come. It's for my future niece".

Steve: "Can't sorry. I've made a bromitment".
Bromitment by Bromitted Boy November 23, 2011