bromitment

A commitment a bro makes to spend time with his fellow bros. Even if it means creating the most ridiculous of alibis to get out of prior responsibilities.

My family expected me to attend my grandma's 96th birthday party but I had a bromitment to fulfill.

bromitment by the bros March 25, 2013

Bromitment

Noun

1. A pledge or promise made to spend time with a group of male friends in the form of a duty.
2. A sacrifice of romantic or familial duties made by a man in order to respect his friendship duties with group of male friends.

Provenance/Origin: "Bromitment" is a portmanteau of the two words "brother" and "commitment". New Zealand director Chris Graham coined the term on the set of Sione's Wedding in 2006. Sione's Wedding was a film celebrating a Polynesian wedding and lifestyle in a New Zealand context. Graham used the term on the set to remind cast members to make time for their mates regardless of other familial or romantic commitments. Pepsi later employed the term in 2011 in a New Zealand-based campaign.

Steve's Girlfriend: "Steve, I need you to come to my sister's baby shower tomorrow".

Steve: "Sorry babe, I can't. I said I'd go to the drags with Jono, Sam and Rob".

Steve's Girlfriend: "You have to come. It's for my future niece".

Steve: "Can't sorry. I've made a bromitment".

Bromitment by Bromitted Boy November 23, 2011

Bromoment 

Bromoment is a word that you say in a sad situation; its a mixture between Bruh and Bromine. If you use it a lot you could seem stupid.

-"Hi, I have something sad to tell you, my dog is ill"
-"Bromoment"

Bromoment by Raymon22 December 24, 2019

bromomento 

A very flexible word, can be used after a rather "pogchamp" moment or even after a "wogchamp" moment. It's diversity has gained it traction across the cringemonkeys and a top 500 overwatch player

1) Dude - she's not in, bromomento.
2) Aw man she's in, bromomento.

bromomento by Thundersome December 20, 2020

Bromment

Another word for "comment" named for people on IGN who comment about Scott Bromley. Currently used on IGN's Nintendo Voice Chat.

They provide bromments.

Bromment by pokefan6066 April 14, 2010

bromomenting 

The act of creating broments

I'm over the bro's house bromomenting.

bromomenting by iamfaith December 9, 2014