Bromittee 

1. A committee of four or more males chilling without girls, who are all faggots.
2. Males who just have no clue how to communicate with the opposite sex.
3. If you're reading this and you're not sure if you're part of one, odds are you are.

Joey: Hey Dylan and Corey! Do you see those faggots over there?!
Dylan: That big committee of guys just chilling together??
Corey: Hell yeah!! Those faggots are a straight bromittee being bitches!

Bromittee by Haywood Jablowme 6969 September 17, 2010

bromitment

A commitment a bro makes to spend time with his fellow bros. Even if it means creating the most ridiculous of alibis to get out of prior responsibilities.

My family expected me to attend my grandma's 96th birthday party but I had a bromitment to fulfill.

bromitment by the bros March 25, 2013

Bromitment

Noun

1. A pledge or promise made to spend time with a group of male friends in the form of a duty.
2. A sacrifice of romantic or familial duties made by a man in order to respect his friendship duties with group of male friends.

Provenance/Origin: "Bromitment" is a portmanteau of the two words "brother" and "commitment". New Zealand director Chris Graham coined the term on the set of Sione's Wedding in 2006. Sione's Wedding was a film celebrating a Polynesian wedding and lifestyle in a New Zealand context. Graham used the term on the set to remind cast members to make time for their mates regardless of other familial or romantic commitments. Pepsi later employed the term in 2011 in a New Zealand-based campaign.

Steve's Girlfriend: "Steve, I need you to come to my sister's baby shower tomorrow".

Steve: "Sorry babe, I can't. I said I'd go to the drags with Jono, Sam and Rob".

Steve's Girlfriend: "You have to come. It's for my future niece".

Steve: "Can't sorry. I've made a bromitment".

Bromitment by Bromitted Boy November 23, 2011

Bromite 

A dude who thinks dudes are the best thing to happen to humanity since walking upright and takes it to the point of it being a religion. Is most definitly not gay

Guy 1: "Does that guy seem a little gay? Because it seems he only talks about other dudes. I don't see him around chicks very often"

Guy 2: " No dude, he is just a Bromite. You know, a high priest of the the church of Bro."

Bromite by theben3304 December 15, 2011

bromister 

1. One who packs lips.
2. a truefag.
3. a 'roid monkey.
4. overall insult.

1. that bromister just packed a FAT lip.
2. that truefag is a total bromister.
3. look at that bromister juice up.
4. you kids are bunch of bromisters im gonna bounce.

bromister by Sub_zer0 May 22, 2008

Brotitter 

Someone who sucks tits on his bro.

Kevin: Yo bro, you wanna suck my tits?
Nick: Yea man, i'm a Brotitter

Brotitter by MattFilet April 25, 2019

brigitteee 

brigitte, the most beautiful girl you will meet in your life. She’s so beautiful you’d die to meet he. Also, Brigitte is meant for marko only.

Brigitteee 😊

brigitteee by cutely cooks November 20, 2021