Burkmenistan 

Nestled between the borders of Uzbekistan and Turkmenistan lies the land of Burkmenistan, a tiny country waiting to be explored. Despite its small size, Burkmenistan boasts a rich tapestry of culture, history, and natural beauty that captivates travelers from around the globe.
As you journey through Burkmenistan, you'll be greeted by breathtaking landscapes ranging from the majestic Pamir Mountains to the tranquil shores of the Caspian Sea. Outdoor enthusiasts will find themselves in paradise with opportunities for hiking, trekking, and wildlife spotting in the country's pristine national parks.
But Burkmenistan isn't just about its natural wonders. The country's cultural heritage runs deep, with ancient cities like Bukhara and Samarkand offering a glimpse into its storied past. Wander through the narrow alleyways of Bukhara's old town, where centuries-old mosques, madrasas, and caravanserais stand as a testament to its Silk Road legacy.
The people of Burkmenistan are known for their warm hospitality and rich traditions. Immerse yourself in the vibrant tapestry of local life as you explore bustling bazaars, savor aromatic spices, and partake in traditional ceremonies and festivals.
Indulge in hearty pilafs, succulent kebabs, and delicate pastries as you embark on a culinary journey like no other.

I went to Burkmenistan last week

Burkmenistan by éva May 3, 2024

turkmenistan

an asian nation that everyone seemed to trample on throughout history: alexander the great, genghas kahn, the turks, the soviets. the nation finally became independent after soviet collapse, but things got no better. instead, a former communist big shot, a mr. nayazov, took power and created a crazy cult of personality. he recently died, so things are pretty unstable.

in turkmenistan, nayazov's cult of personality forced his picture to be on everything from cereal boxes to watches.

turkmenistan by Ben E. Hama February 4, 2007

Turkmenistan

The best country to be at in 2020. The word coronavirus is banned in that good old country, but in other countries it’s a must!

“I wish I could book a flight to Turkmenistan!”

Turkmenistan by LikeXD31 May 17, 2020

Turkmenistan

Former Republic of the Soviet Union and is still ran like a communist state with little room for dissent or opposition, and the same party getting elected over and over with 99.999% of votes. It borders Iran, Uzbekistan, Kazakhstan, and Afghanistan. The president has a Stalin style cult of personality around him and his picture is everywhere.

Saying something bad about the president in Turkmenistan can lead to you disappearing to never be seen again.

Turkmenistan by IceChill789 August 9, 2021

turkmenistan

cleanest prostitutes in the region.

Kazakhstan industry best in the world.

We invented toffee and trouser belt.
Kazakhstan’s prostitutes
cleanest in the region.
Except of course Turkmenistan’s.

turkmenistan by bombenleger October 20, 2022

Turkmenistan

Nobody has ever heard of this place

Bob: Yeah my parents came from turkmenistan

John: wow what planet is that
Bob: I don't know cuz I can't find it on a map ):

Turkmenistan by Sloppy boo August 28, 2018

Turkmenistan

That part of an Accounting department that war has been declared upon.

I ventured over to Turkmenistan for diplomatic reasons to check the status on an invoice.

Turkmenistan by JSJ918 September 19, 2019