Definitions by JSJ918

Fatnat 

A plus sized supervisor in Accounting who fat shames your vending machine purchase.

I couldn't see any thing but ass when the Fatnat stood up in front of me.

Fatnat by JSJ918 January 2, 2020

Turkish MF’er 

A person that has a form for every request.

I just wanted a day off work and this Turkish MF’er told me to fill out a form.

Turkish MF’er by JSJ918 November 26, 2019

Bilfinger 

The finger between the index finger and ring finger.

I asked the Construction foreman what time lunch began and he just gave me the Bilfinger.

Bilfinger by JSJ918 October 8, 2019

Jason Jr. 

The guy that tries to take charge when the boss Jason is out of the office...

We were going out to eat lunch but Jason Jr. told us we had to invite the whole department.

Jason Jr. by JSJ918 September 25, 2019

Turkmenistan

That part of an Accounting department that war has been declared upon.

I ventured over to Turkmenistan for diplomatic reasons to check the status on an invoice.

Turkmenistan by JSJ918 September 19, 2019

Uthettes 

The controlling group in an Accounting Department.

We all went to Happy Hour, but none of the Uthettes showed up.

Uthettes by JSJ918 August 8, 2019

Shandar 

To defecate in a body of water

“Hey, I’m gonna jump off the boat and shandar into the lake”

The baby just shandarred in the tub.

Shandar by JSJ918 July 28, 2019