Burgr 

a universal term to use whenever you feel like saying something/run out of words to say

Man: You killed my family dude wtf
Schizophrenic Person: Sorry burgr...

Burgr by JAYOVSN May 7, 2022

can i has a burgr 

A way a cat meme speaks to get a burger.

"Mew!"
"I iz catto!"
"Can i has a burgr nom?"

can i has a burgr by YE$ September 3, 2019

Squeeze Burger 

An adorably cute dog (cat, person, etc.) that you have an irresistible urge to snuggle.

"Come here girl! Come on! That's it! Who's a good doggie? You are. Oh yes you are. You are so cute, you little squeeze burger."

Squeeze Burger by goose_on_a_roof October 28, 2020

Burgasm 

A burger so good, so delicious, so mouth watering that you get an orgasm from eating it.

Jim: OHHHH
Hal: Jim why are your pants wet?

Jim: I just had a burgasm, that was amazing!
Hal: this burger must be good lemme try (bites burger) OHHHHHH I SEE WHAT YOU MEAN BRO

Burgasm by uvogin December 26, 2021

Number 15: Burger King Foot Lettuce 

The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on.

But that's even worse.

The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer. And three minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted: BK's "Tell us about us" online forum. The foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery solved, by 4chan. Now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.

Top15s: "Number 15: Burger King Foot Lettuce"

Random: "Wow, gross."

Number 15: Burger King Foot Lettuce by Just a JJBA Weeb February 10, 2018

burger king man 

the guy who yells
" KIck that nigger bitch off the plane.... NIGGER"

"kick that nigger bitch off the plane" says burger king man.
flight attendent, " sir, sir there are kids on the plane"
burger king man, " NIGGER!!"

burger king man by burger king mam April 22, 2021

Randall Burger 

A cheese burger that has been burnt beyond recognition and rendered completely inedible.

I stopped up at the Oasis for a bite to eat and they served me a frickin' Randall Burger!

Randall Burger by Mark Mueller June 24, 2004