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southern surfboard 

A very risky maneuver when you go out on the swamp and find yourself a gator. Once you get on that gator, you risk your tootsies by dangling them over the mouth hole of that gator.
Me and my cousin snuck out to go southern surfboarding this weekend down in the glades.

busboarding 

when there's no handle or handrail to grab on a bus/train/tram, etc., so you're kinda riding it to prevent your falling onto fellow passengers
Man, I got stuck in the middle of the bus left without a handrail to grab so I had to do some busboarding, otherwise I would have ended up on one of them sweaty people
busboarding by mongova October 28, 2011

full burford

The act of unequivocally losing your shit at customer service staff.
"Jinendra went full burford at the guy behind the counter at Euro Car Parts after managing to buy something that wasn't on sale."

"Finally got that issue resolved after going full burford on Twitter"
full burford by rustysheriff July 17, 2020

mexican surfboard

A guy lays down and a girl sits on his dick. She puts her legs on both sides of the guy and starts bouncing up and down, riding him like a surfboard.
Guy 1: How did things go with you and Rachel last night?

Guy 2: Great, she gave me a mexican surfboard.

Hanging ten on a southern surfboard 

Going to the swamp, and "surfing" on a gator with your toes hanging near the gator's mouth.
Bob: Hey, buddy! How was your weekend?
Buddy: Oh, you know. Just hanging ten on a southern surfboard.
Bob: Damn. How many toes did you lose?
Buddy: surprisingly, only 2. Garry Gator is getting used to me.

bullboard 

look at me, i'm posting on the bullboard
bullboard by dinker July 20, 2004
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A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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