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SurfBoarding 

Doing a chick doggy style, then both laying down flat, male on top of her while continuing to stroke. Not unlike riding a surrfboard in a face down horizontal position.
I was strokin that girl from behind for so long I got tired and had to finish by surfboarding her.

I like surfboarding so I can mash my nuts between her thighs while I'm fucking her in the ass.
SurfBoarding by DOTB May 6, 2009
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Surfboarding 

A sexual move where a man rests his penis between a woman’s labia and glides back and forth without penetration. The grinding pressure can make her gush or squirt — creating a literal “wave.” The name comes from both the sliding motion and the wave-like effect.
She squirted so much during surfboarding, it was like catching the perfect wave.
Surfboarding by Pirate Montu September 10, 2025

Amish Surfboarding 

Titty fucking your flat-chested second cousin

Also known as “Riding an Amish Surfboard”
Dude, Elijah was Amish Surfboarding at his family reunion last weekend.

SmurfBoarding 

Surf boarding with a blue surfboard
Cant today, busy smurfboarding
SmurfBoarding by pinapplesmurf November 1, 2011

Snarfboarding 

A sport in which you throw a surfboard like device on top of water and run and jump onto it to skim, or snarf, on the water.
Hey dumbass! You really suck at snarfboarding, you should go eat poop!

Slurboarding 

Slurboarding is what happens when you drunken type on any kind of keyboard, full size or touch screen. It's the equivalent of slurring your speech when drunk.
Meaning "where are you?"
Slurboarding "where are too!"
Slurboarding by Scooter37 May 25, 2013
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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