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Another spelling of the word surfboard as pronounced surfbort in beyonces Drunk In Love song.
Ridin on my surfboardts
by nnuada February 16, 2014
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Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
β€œWhere did you go after we left the pub?”
β€œDunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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The surfboard is a euphemism for a sex position in the tub, where a woman is on top and controlling the action.
Beyonce says: "Then I fill the tub up halfway
Then ride it with my surfbort, surfboardt,surfboardt"
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by Niyah324 August 27, 2020
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