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Grandpa in his bunker

Vladolf Putler is a Lebensraum-hogging megalomaniac who has isolated himself from reality into his bunker. He has surrounded himself with weak yes-men who conform this sociopath's delusional thoughts such as a nuke-horny midget named Medvedev. When Vlad's mission inevitably fails, this former office rat certainly doesn't kill himself like his Aryan counterpart Adolf Hitler did, no way, he doesn't have balls for it, someone else has to do this pest control job, regarding his cronies as well.
Sufferings and deaths just continue in Ukraine, but the grandpa in his bunker doesn't care because his own ass isn't in danger, yet...
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mic mic bungee

the most iconic line and transition at :49 in mic drop that leaves half the world population shaking
hoseok: mic mic bungee
yoongi: appears from behind mic mic bungee
mic mic bungee by ultkook October 18, 2017

bitch bunker 

A place where you think really wild stuff would happen but in reality it is just nerds playing Cards Against Humanity
Matt: Hey , did you go to Allison and Izzy's place last night?
Delia: Yeah, the place was a total bitch bunker. There wasn't even any alcohol.
bitch bunker by Izer1 February 4, 2017

bungee gum 

The ability of Hisoka from Hunter x Hunter that has the properties of rubber and gum
You: How did you deflect my bullets?
Hisoka: My bungee gum caught it
bungee gum by Bungee Gum August 7, 2019

Bungee Gum 

Contains both the proprieties of both rubber and gum
Bungee Gum contains both the proprieties of both rubber and gum you see

bungee gum 

bungee gum contains the properties of both rubber and gum.
person 1: my grandma died.
person 2: oh that's cool but did you know bungee gum contains the properties of both rubber and gum?
bungee gum by OHHHHH GOOOOOOOOOON November 28, 2021
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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