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Bunked - To skip something, such as an event, school, or work.
Today i Bunked a lesson because it was going to be boring.
by Daniel Briant April 17, 2008
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Derived from "Squillionaire," "squill" is a dereogatory term for anyone who accumulates, flaunts, hoardes, or otherwise posseses wealth beyond reason.
Uugh, look at that squill parking his Lambo in the bike lane.

This fucking squill bought herself a Gucci handbag last week and gave $5 to my GoFundMe for insulin.

My landlord raised the rent again but they still wont fix the leaky roof. What a squill!
by Carnegie Freeman May 23, 2019
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When you have reached a state where you are both baked and drunk. Kind of like a vodka cheese cake.

Invented on a night of follies between the three bro-skateers as they sipped on beer and pulled on a J, all while looking into the distance of the earth's mystical domain. A night like this leaves only the bestest memories and a sense of inner warmth comparable to a caress of a red panda.
Only in a state of bunkedness is it ok to try a frontflip from a sand dune.

Accompanied by some nifty tunes, the bunked lads were on a ship to a far away land.
by EdibleCakez June 02, 2014
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"Bunked": When one attempts a joke but it fails to recieve laughs or trigger the humor of surrounding attendants
''Yeah you just got bunked mate''

''Mega bunked there pal..''
by DJ Rhyme-Zee June 18, 2008
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Unknowingly repeating information that is a hoax, prank, or general misinformation that has surfaced on the internet or by word of mouth. Generally the person is repeating information that is highly illogical or just unbelievable and thinks they have stumbled upon something brand new that they have to share with everyone ASAP!
Brian: Bro, I saw where they are coming out with hover boards pretty soon!
Alex: No shit, I dont believe it!
Brian: Yea bro, here is the youtube video: (video: A4vE_vpkr90)
Alex: Oh OK it must be real then.

Alex: Bro they finally came up with hover boards!!! Brian showed me the video.

Me: Bullshit, that whole thing was a hoax (provide them with link). Brian just bunked the fuck out of you and Im getting really tired of DE-bunking him.
by coderman April 07, 2014
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a. Straight up whack.
b. Bad, beat.

The chick the drama guy hooked up with last night was so bunked, I wanted to puke
by John K. Pardee September 12, 2007
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Extremely wasted and\or stoned to the point where movement or activity become uninteresting and resentful.

Temporary mental to physical paralysis caused by laziness and urge to do nothing.
"Yo J lets go bowling!"
"Fuck that bro, I'm to bunked to leave."

I'm sorry officer! Honestly I'm sober! M over here is bunked out of his mind though."
by Jeff Carrot May 18, 2008
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