Bumser

German for fucker.

Ex. Sie dumme Kuhesel Bumser!!! Was das Bumsen Sie tuend sind.

Ex. in english (You stupid cow ass fuckers!!! What the fuck are you doing?)

by Fingers May 25, 2004

bumser

A situation that turns into total chaos, but in a way that's weirdly funny, ridiculous, or strangely memorable.
Usually involves some kind of unexpected failure, confusion, or accident — but it ends up being a story to laugh about.

"The whole presentation crashed and my mic was on mute. Absolute bumser."

"We missed the train, spilled coffee, and got lost . classic bumser day."

"His code deleted itself... and he laughed. That’s a bumser moment if I’ve ever seen one."

by Bumserking June 7, 2025

bumberhooten tittyknucles

english word for bread but most people say bread

mom can you go and buy me bumberhooten tittyknuckles
bumberhooten tittyknucles is bread

by logan pauls dead guy January 4, 2018

Bernie Bummer

The male version of a Debbie Downer.

Don't be a Bernie Bummer.

by The Man To Beat August 14, 2010

dog bummer

dogu bummer is a rare Japanese game series on PS3 and Dreamcast. In it you play a avatar called Greek Darran who's sole mission is to bum dogs under a strict timescale.

Dogu Bummer 2 is the best in the series, you get to play as the dogs as well as Greek Darran. Greek Darran be bear Dog Bummer. You get me?

by LynClarke December 4, 2012

Kowa bummer

When ur dad dies or something tragic happens to someone

“My dad died” “kowa bummer”

by Bumblehumble May 2, 2022

bummer slummer

a person who slums in other people’s misery

Any tourist who goes to a third world country merely to live in luxury for cheap, while abject poverty and hunger exist all about them, is nothing but an unprincipled bummer slummer.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ January 8, 2014