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Another "word" for a bumper, as on a vehicle, except spelled in such a way that the moron using it obviously has no common sense to know that a bumper is named for a reason...It is what you BUMP things with if you're not careful
I need a bumber for my car, someone hit me.
by MoronsPissMeOff July 12, 2017
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a term for fat, preferably in the ass.
damn that chicks got bumber in her lumber
by nooger December 18, 2004
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Skype messaging:
6:56:33 PM Person A:Its a bumber, I know
6:56:33 PM Person A: bummer*
6:56:33 PM Person A: lol
6:57:06 PM Person B: Wtf's a bumber? Lol.
6:57:56 PM Person A: a distorted bumper?
6:58:03 PM Person B: That's going on urban dictionary just for the hell of it.
6:59:24 PM Person A: YAY!
by El Rio. December 09, 2011
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