Bumjaculate 

The act of taking a crap.

He went to the washroom to bumjaculate.

Bumjaculate by Johanson17 November 6, 2008

Buttjaculate 

A situation that occurs involuntarily after getting assrammed full of baby gravy, and subsequently squeezed/hugged so tightly, you effectively ejaculate from your anus.

Zaq: Ack, what is this stuff all over the place?
Ara: Sorry, got gay earlier and Kaz ran up and gave me a hug before I had time to clean out. Made me buttjaculate on the floor.

Buttjaculate by Arashiin October 24, 2018

Cumjaculate 

Male version of multiple orgasm i.e when you ejaculate multiple times with no significant break in between.

Riley Reid used to make people cumjaculate in her earlier days when they could genuinely fantasize her being an innocent youth. Little did they know...

Cumjaculate by ghunthorp October 13, 2022

beejaculate 

When a person ejaculates and a bee or wasp comes out of their urethra.

You don't want to beejaculate if you have allergies.

He didn't just beejaculate he straight up fired a hive!

beejaculate by jewmachine December 14, 2008

Blejaculate 

A bloody ejaculation, usually caused by the intake of menstruation from having sex with a woman on her period. Sometimes caused by shoving large objects inside the urethra, such as an umbrella.

"I had sex with Melody last night. She didn't tell me she was on her period, and I blejaculated all over her!"

Blejaculate by Wynced July 11, 2016

bumbagulated 

extremely Preposterous

I was extremely bumbagulated by his decision.

bumbagulated by bumbagulation March 13, 2024

bumbagulated 

Extremely outrageous and silly

i was extremely bumbagulated that they did not cancel school today because of the storm

bumbagulated by bigboymike March 18, 2024