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peejaculate 

When you accidentally squirt a small amount of urine. Created by combining "pee" and "ejaculate."
"Man, I had to pee so bad and I couldn't get to a toilet, I accidentally peejaculated."
peejaculate by Big N 44 March 31, 2008

Bearjaculate 

To ejaculate with the ferocity of a full frontal bear attack.
I bearjaculated all over Stan's face. Stan died.
Bearjaculate by oldkingcoal August 30, 2010

Bumjaculate 

The act of taking a crap.
He went to the washroom to bumjaculate.
Bumjaculate by Johanson17 November 6, 2008

briejaculate 

The fact that brie cheese smells exactly like semen.
Wow, this brie has the worst briejaculate smell.
briejaculate by MyLifesWork January 3, 2019

Blejaculate 

A bloody ejaculation, usually caused by the intake of menstruation from having sex with a woman on her period. Sometimes caused by shoving large objects inside the urethra, such as an umbrella.
"I had sex with Melody last night. She didn't tell me she was on her period, and I blejaculated all over her!"
Blejaculate by Wynced July 11, 2016

Bojaculate 

When Bojac calculates.

Also Bojaculator, Bojaculated, Bojaculates
I bojaculated in 1st grade math today.
Bojaculate by SigmaChad3000 March 26, 2024
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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