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Definitions by jewmachine

beejaculate 

When a person ejaculates and a bee or wasp comes out of their urethra.
You don't want to beejaculate if you have allergies.

He didn't just beejaculate he straight up fired a hive!
beejaculate by jewmachine December 14, 2008
A wolfer is when you have a small wolf instead of a penis.
Get your wolfer out of my face.

Wolfers, them shits is disgusting.
wolfer by jewmachine December 14, 2008

liquid diamonds 

Look out for that puddle of liquid diamonds.

I'm going to eat this burrito and turn it into liquid diamonds.
liquid diamonds by jewmachine March 17, 2007