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Cummaculate 

The purest/best ejaculation that a male can experience in his life span.
Dude this chick made cummaculate
Cummaculate by Nate-Jason July 17, 2020

Conjaculate 

To speculate or theorize about an orgasm. The word is formed from the words conjecture and ejaculate.
I conjaculated after drunk sex.
As a teenager I conjaculated a lot.
Conjaculate by DizzyDarius July 20, 2012

Cumagulate 

The immiscible byproduct formed when a male's ejaculate is suspended in water.
Dude, that jellyfish looks like the cumagulate that forms when I jack my shit into the toilet.
Cumagulate by msacco June 12, 2022

Bumjaculate 

The act of taking a crap.
He went to the washroom to bumjaculate.
Bumjaculate by Johanson17 November 6, 2008

cumjackulate 

(read to self in the voice of danny devito. )

30 min after pounding off and your jizz coma sticks the lips of your cock together, you try to rock a piss, but your dicklips wont open so your bellend swells and expands with piss to the point of a massive explosion from the dicklips of your meat hammer known only as a cumjackulation.(cumjackulate)
this morning i pounded off then went to school and tried to rock a piss, but my big black dicklips exploded in a cumjackulation all over the urinal, leaving piss and strings of pisscum everywhere. fuck janitors. AND nigger cooks! i just said fuckit, and cranked out a gnarly chud in the tard urinal.(cumjackulate)

Conjaculate 

To congratulate someone by giving him an orgasm. (Congratulate + ejaculate)
She'll conjaculate me after I tell her I got the promotion.

Hey, I won the contest! Conjaculate me!
Conjaculate by ImJoeAsFuck February 2, 2023