Definitions by Arashiin
Salt Farmer
One who specializes in the humble art of trolling the likes of SJWs and Internet tough guys, in order to collect and concentrate the tears formed. Whether they’re CNN Tears, Liberal Tears, or Feminist Tears, the bountiful salt concentration makes for an enjoyable career that pays little, but is internally rewarding nonetheless.
Person 1: “Today I disagreed with someone’s opinion online with a :) after my comment.”
Person A: “Were you looking for a fight?”
Person 1: “Nah, I’m just a humble Salt Farmer.”
Person A: “Were you looking for a fight?”
Person 1: “Nah, I’m just a humble Salt Farmer.”
Salt Farmer by Arashiin April 15, 2019
Buttjaculate
A situation that occurs involuntarily after getting assrammed full of baby gravy, and subsequently squeezed/hugged so tightly, you effectively ejaculate from your anus.
Zaq: Ack, what is this stuff all over the place?
Ara: Sorry, got gay earlier and Kaz ran up and gave me a hug before I had time to clean out. Made me buttjaculate on the floor.
Ara: Sorry, got gay earlier and Kaz ran up and gave me a hug before I had time to clean out. Made me buttjaculate on the floor.
Buttjaculate by Arashiin October 24, 2018
chili ring
The result of eating food so spicy, your anus burns like fire after taking a dump.
Residual capsaicin in fecal matter, causing the mucus membranes in the anal sphincter to burn painfully.
Residual capsaicin in fecal matter, causing the mucus membranes in the anal sphincter to burn painfully.
You: "Shit man, I shouldn't have eaten all those jalapeños last night..."
Douche friend: "What's wrong, got chili ring?"
Douche friend: "What's wrong, got chili ring?"
chili ring by Arashiin October 9, 2011