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Brojaculation 

When a man achieves such an intense broner, he ejaculates. All instances of brojaculation occur when two or more men are doing or viewing something incredibly manly together. This is the most extreme form of bromance, typically only achieved when the guilty party member is, in fact, homosexual.

Typically followed up with:

"Ahh man, now you're all wet!"

or, "Dude, lick that shit dry!"
Potentially Gay Party Member: "Watching A-Rod hit that homer caused me to achieve brojaculation!"

Obviously Straight Friend: "I only achieved a half mast broner."

PGPM: "Oh yeah, me too! I was just kidding *shifty eyes*

OBF: "Sure you were Enrique, sure you were. I think I'm gonna go like sleep on my back with like 5 pairs of tight/impenetrable underwear "
Brojaculation by Their Pseudonym November 25, 2009

bojaculation

Ejaculation that occurs while the ejaculator is near, thinking about, or eating Bojangles fried chicken.
As soon as I saw that the next exit had a Bojangles, I bojaculated all over my pants, the steering wheel, and the windshield. It was probably the messiest bojaculation ever.
bojaculation by J… March 20, 2008

Bumjaculate 

The act of taking a crap.
He went to the washroom to bumjaculate.
Bumjaculate by Johanson17 November 6, 2008

Bajuculated 

Frozen_Sama's mystical words, when a Frozen_Sama speaks with such passion his feelings can only be described as bajuculated.
"I'm feeling bajuculated today."
Bajuculated by goddyoddy October 16, 2022

beejaculate 

When a person ejaculates and a bee or wasp comes out of their urethra.
You don't want to beejaculate if you have allergies.

He didn't just beejaculate he straight up fired a hive!
beejaculate by jewmachine December 14, 2008

Blejaculate 

A bloody ejaculation, usually caused by the intake of menstruation from having sex with a woman on her period. Sometimes caused by shoving large objects inside the urethra, such as an umbrella.
"I had sex with Melody last night. She didn't tell me she was on her period, and I blejaculated all over her!"
Blejaculate by Wynced July 11, 2016
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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