Bojaculate

When Bojac calculates.

Also Bojaculator, Bojaculated, Bojaculates

I bojaculated in 1st grade math today.

by SigmaChad3000 March 26, 2024

Brojaculation

When a man achieves such an intense broner, he ejaculates. All instances of brojaculation occur when two or more men are doing or viewing something incredibly manly together. This is the most extreme form of bromance, typically only achieved when the guilty party member is, in fact, homosexual.

Typically followed up with:

"Ahh man, now you're all wet!"

or, "Dude, lick that shit dry!"

Potentially Gay Party Member: "Watching A-Rod hit that homer caused me to achieve brojaculation!"

Obviously Straight Friend: "I only achieved a half mast broner."

PGPM: "Oh yeah, me too! I was just kidding *shifty eyes*

OBF: "Sure you were Enrique, sure you were. I think I'm gonna go like sleep on my back with like 5 pairs of tight/impenetrable underwear "

by Their Pseudonym November 25, 2009

bojaculation

Ejaculation that occurs while the ejaculator is near, thinking about, or eating Bojangles fried chicken.

As soon as I saw that the next exit had a Bojangles, I bojaculated all over my pants, the steering wheel, and the windshield. It was probably the messiest bojaculation ever.

by J… March 20, 2008

Bumjaculate

The act of taking a crap.

He went to the washroom to bumjaculate.

by Johanson17 November 6, 2008

Bajuculated

Frozen_Sama's mystical words, when a Frozen_Sama speaks with such passion his feelings can only be described as bajuculated.

"I'm feeling bajuculated today."

by goddyoddy October 16, 2022

beejaculate

When a person ejaculates and a bee or wasp comes out of their urethra.

You don't want to beejaculate if you have allergies.

He didn't just beejaculate he straight up fired a hive!

by jewmachine December 14, 2008

Blejaculate

A bloody ejaculation, usually caused by the intake of menstruation from having sex with a woman on her period. Sometimes caused by shoving large objects inside the urethra, such as an umbrella.

"I had sex with Melody last night. She didn't tell me she was on her period, and I blejaculated all over her!"

by Wynced July 11, 2016