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Bumbledore 

A grand wizard of online dating. Bumbledore has been online dating for a long time, knows the dos and don’ts and is willing to mentor newbies.
Mark: What do you think of my profile Kimbra?

Kimbra: Dude, it sucks. You need to talk to Bumbledore to sort that shit out.
Bumbledore by 80s Romantic September 19, 2019

bumbledoofus 

A person who is lost and without adequate intellectual resources.
Although blessed with a winning smile, he has always been a complete bumbledoofus.
bumbledoofus by Dr Bunnygirl June 20, 2019

penis bumbledorf 

The greatest of all the porn Wizards. Famous for his roles in the "Hairy Twatter" movies.
Penis Bumbledorf has guided Hairy Twatter in his quest to become a great wizard.
penis bumbledorf by Tulaner January 19, 2006

Bumbledorf 

Is a sex god (with a micropenis). Will have dementia and might have crabs.
My name is Bumbledorf
Bumbledorf by Flavius May 27, 2020

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026