Bulshiddo

A general term for any martial arts not usable on a street fight or a real life scenario.

Doe: What's that martial art?
John: It's bulshiddo!

by FlyingBullshiddo November 27, 2017

Bushido Brown

The late Grand Masta Bushido Brown was one of the greatest negro kung-fu experts of all time.

Ed Wuncler III- "Who is Bushido Brown?"

Gin Rummy- "A bona fide bad mothafucka. That's who."

by ShaneWood January 13, 2012

bullshido

martial arts instruction that is fruadulent, inept or otherwise not worth trusting (from a pormonteau of bushido and bullshit)

If the instructor appears to be out to make money, than the chances are that you will probably encounter bullshido.

by Light Joker April 2, 2007

bushido blade

A freakin awesome Video game made for the Playstation. Involves samurai fighting and one hit kills instead of hit points. Is addictive.

"I'm bored. I'm going to play bushido blade"

by Justin Ellsworth August 29, 2007

Bushido code

This is the Japanese Sumari code of warrior's honor.

The Bushido Code

The way of the warrior is death,
There are no other chances.

So at least let us die with honor,
For a death without honor is worst of all.

So l pledge my life and sword to serve,
In this way of the warrior - BUSHIDO!

by I, Wreckerrr February 27, 2021

bullshido

Bullshido is a word used for martial arts that are taught incorrectly. Most often this refers to unverifiable credentials, bad training methods, and lying instructors intentional or otherwise. Bullshido can come in many any martial art, but is most prominent in the traditional martial arts.

bullshido.net is most often given recognition for this term's origin, but it should be noted that there were uses before its conception (though much more sparing).

You've been wrestling for two weeks, and you've never been in competition. What you're teaching us is bullshido!

That Frank could knock out his opponents with mind bullets was complete bullshido.

I'm not training at some bullshido McDojo that charges 130 dollar testing fees!

by symmetraid March 16, 2008

bullshido

A term used in the martial arts world to describe a martial art based on ridiculous principles, practiced in a ridiculous way, or otherwise grossly ineffective. A play on the words bushido (way of the warrior) and bullshit.

Origin: Most likely www.bullshido.com

Ninjitsu is total bullshido

by Someone March 23, 2005