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Bullshititis 

A condition which causes the sufferer to habitually lie without cause or reason. May derive from a nervous compulsion to ocassionally impress certain social groups but can soon evolve into daily habit.
"If you do anything for 21 days in a row you automatically become addicted to it."

"You want to get that Bullshititis seen to - I can see skid marks round the side of your mouth."

Bullshititis by LaneG March 6, 2009

bullshititics 

When you have to take a class at school that you think is total bullshit, like statistics.
This class is total bullshititics, I'll never use this, EVER! Statistically speaking.

bullshitty 

When something is bullshit, but this usage is using bullshit as an adjective
I did a bullshitty job on this paper
bullshitty by Lexxxxie November 6, 2013

bullshity 

Bro, that's so bullshity
bullshity by gaygwenten June 27, 2019

bullshityeller

bullshityeller An explitive, commonly an alliteration. Usually a stalling tactic used to regroup thoughts to be a more pleasing response. Also used in the rare situation the person is trying to prove they're actually not "crying wolf".
Bullshityeller I dawged ya!
bullshityeller by Roger Polk April 30, 2006

bullshisstimate 

A combination of "bullsh*t" and "estimate", it's the numbers you make up on a report when you don't have any data to make even a lame guesstimate. Usually produced under extreme deadlines and before the dillhole in Sales finally turns in his numbers.
Co-Worker: "The Boss Man is asking if you have last month's numbers ready yet. He needs it ASAP."
Me: "Aww, frak me. No one has submitted their cost reports. I'll pull together some bullshisstimates and e-mail it to Der Führer."
bullshisstimate by Stealth Cat January 21, 2009