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bullshitticus

A Roman soldier who talks shit 24/7.
"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."
"No it's not, you're bullshitticus, stop talking shit."
bullshitticus by TWC.TV March 5, 2016

Bullshititis 

A condition which causes the sufferer to habitually lie without cause or reason. May derive from a nervous compulsion to ocassionally impress certain social groups but can soon evolve into daily habit.
"If you do anything for 21 days in a row you automatically become addicted to it."

"You want to get that Bullshititis seen to - I can see skid marks round the side of your mouth."
Bullshititis by LaneG March 6, 2009

bullshitistic 

Bullshitistic means full of bullshit and fiercely insistant upon the validity there of. Unreasonably wrong and sticking to it.
The fucking Democrats and their bullshitistic platform.
bullshitistic by Jim Inman September 2, 2006

bullshitomics 

The "art" of writing "successful" academic papers and grants. Strategies include, but are not limited to overpromising and underdelivering, overselling, cherry picking results that fit your theory, focusing on a neat story and massaging the data until they confirm it, making vague and untestable predictions, creating new names for old ideas and claiming novelty, etc.
- How did you like that Nature paper?
- I hated it - it was pure bullshitomics.
bullshitomics by crazygg March 14, 2019

bullshittical

When something is just so full of shit that no other word will do.
I've had enough of this bullshittical crap, I'm going to sleep.
bullshittical by Innominate December 17, 2008

BULLSHITTIEST BULLSHIT 

BEYOND RIDICULOUS, MORE RIDICULOUS THAN EVER.
THE FACT THAT THE YANKEES LOSS TO THE NATIONALS IS THE MOST BULLSHITTIEST BULLSHIT I EVER SEEN.