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Buttfucker3000 

An idiot who logs into a Zoom court hearing or important with a totally inappropriate screen name which angers the judge or the person leading the meeting.
Your name's not Buttfucker3000, you yo-ho.
to get stuck behind a school bus that's making way too many stops usually when you're already running late to work or to catch a train
I'm sorry I'm late boss but I got busfucked an unprecedented 3 different times on the way to work.

Dude, we've been busfucked for over 20 minutes. I'm thinking about running over the next fucking kid that gets on that damn bus. I'm sure the judge will understand.

Bro I got busfucked and missed my train so I'm gonna chill and drink some gold tops in my car till the next one comes.
busfucked by Olof Carmody February 25, 2008

ButtFuckery 

ButtFuckery means bullshit
wow that's some grade A buttfuckery right there, what a load of wank
ButtFuckery by Pimp McLovin' July 2, 2015

Befuckery 

The state of being by which one is completely fucked over by everything that could possibly go wrong in any situation or series of consecutive situations. Extremely unlucky.
This emergency room visit has been a real befuckery!
Befuckery by Happenstance February 25, 2010

Buddyfucker 

One who will do anything to further his own personal interests without regard for the impact his actions will have on the interests of his "friends" or colleagues. Buddyfuckers cannot be trusted to "do the right thing" and have no regard for abstract principles such as ethics or morals.
This title is used frequently in the U.S. Naval Aviation community. When speaking discreetly, Aviators may say "buddy is only half of a word."
I can't believe Brad tried to steal my job just so he could get a bonus; he is such a buddyfucker!

I can't believe Brad tried to steal my job just so he could get a bonus; to him, buddy is only half of a word.
Buddyfucker by The_Melvin April 2, 2010

Birdfucker 

Someone who is sexually and romantically attracted to birds. Like a furry, but for the avian species.
Ciara: Hey check out this game where I can simulate dating a pigeon! I play it for hours!

Joey: You’re a birdfucker, Ciara
Birdfucker by Matt Peracchi February 11, 2021