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buffucker

A person who masturbates while waiting for an online video to load.
Dude, he has pringle chips in his beard and all he's wearing is a robe that doesn't fit. He's definitely a buffucker.
by Charlie Brown's Cousin January 2, 2010
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Buttfucker3000

An idiot who logs into a Zoom court hearing or important with a totally inappropriate screen name which angers the judge or the person leading the meeting.
Your name's not Buttfucker3000, you yo-ho.
by Storm Sexxwatt May 13, 2021
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PUFFUCKERY

To supply meth in return for outragous and impromptu sexual acts in places such as hotels high rise apartments..carparks ,
kinky couple looking for another person for some naughty( puffuckery
by JJRidds February 25, 2015
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busfucked

to get stuck behind a school bus that's making way too many stops usually when you're already running late to work or to catch a train
I'm sorry I'm late boss but I got busfucked an unprecedented 3 different times on the way to work.

Dude, we've been busfucked for over 20 minutes. I'm thinking about running over the next fucking kid that gets on that damn bus. I'm sure the judge will understand.

Bro I got busfucked and missed my train so I'm gonna chill and drink some gold tops in my car till the next one comes.
by Olof Carmody February 25, 2008
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ButtFuckery

ButtFuckery means bullshit
wow that's some grade A buttfuckery right there, what a load of wank
by Pimp McLovin' July 2, 2015
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Befuckery

The state of being by which one is completely fucked over by everything that could possibly go wrong in any situation or series of consecutive situations. Extremely unlucky.
This emergency room visit has been a real befuckery!
by Happenstance February 25, 2010
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buffuck

Performed while in the working environment, grab one's hips or midsection, and proceed to violently thrust your pelvic region into the catacombs of one's rectum while laughing and screaming wildly, something similar to a hyena.
"Hey Bob check out Billy bent over there, i think imma buffuck"

"Jack proceeded to buffuck Joey so hard, that people across the store could hear his screams and last gasps for help"

"I could sure go for a nice buffuck right now!"
by james & josh September 5, 2007
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