Brucemail 

It's an email that brings be down.

Don't bring me down with your Brucemail.

Brucemail by Pivot Jones December 9, 2011

Bruceville-Eddy, Texas

A little town with a whole lotta nuthin, except for a school official who set up camera's in the girls restrooms, a police chief fired for allowing rogue cops rough up citizens, and the rogue cops themselves that work for peanuts due to all the other P.D.'s that didn't want them. But rest assured that what they lack in professionalism, they more than make up for with ego. A short focus on these punks shows that they dish out tickets that are generally bogus and only serve to produce revenue for the pathetic department that threatens locals as well. If you're from another area, never stop here for gas or anything else. The snakes also nail people on I-35 going past Bruceville-Eddy, so watch out. Avoid this shit-hole as much as possible.

The police dept. in Bruceville-Eddy, Texas has threatened towns folk more than once that their taxes will increase if they're not allowed to continue to fleece innocent motorists with undeserved tickets. They are useless for anything else.

Bruceville-Eddy, Texas by Rockee.in.tx February 6, 2014

Bluemail

The phenomenon where thousands of perma-raging Glasgow Rangers fans (mainly from the bigoted hate-site 'FollowFollow') get upset at the most trivial things, for example green straws, green pepperamis, Eggs Bennedict, ASDA staff doing the Huddle, Green signs on pharmacy storefronts and any other minutiae they see as an offence to their 'culture' and send emails en masse to every newspaper, politician, shreholder or anyone even loosely associated with any of the above to vent their anger.

That'll be the huns off on another one of their bluemail campaigns again..

Bluemail by Champions 07 May 11, 2007

Brucemichael

Someone who's quiet and shy. They don't trust many people...but the people they do trust are the people really special to them. They don't hurt others unless provoked. That is,you have to hurt someone they care about or them. They will kill for the ones they love. If you have their love,don't take it for granted. These people are often misinterpreted as hateful and dangerous,but are actually very loving. They put up a wall,but if you can get past it,they'll show you a world like no other. Brucemichaels are very easy to love and care for. They have a very dark side,but only use it when they need to.

"Dude,that Brucemichael kid is freaky."

"Brucemichael is so loving...and only us few get to see it"

Brucemichael by squishydarling November 15, 2012

Bruceball

When a team sits back, does absolutely fuck for 90 minutes with 30% possesion hoping to see if hoofing it can fluke a goal.

The Brentford game was a classic example if Bruceball, shocking.

Bruceball by BigManJeeb December 22, 2020

brucewillisisonfire

The best movie ever to come on Newgrounds.

See also Keanureevesisonfire.

Holy shit, did you see BRUCEWILLISISONFIRE?! It's freaking awesome!

brucewillisisonfire by mcTrip May 27, 2004

Bluemail

(Similar to blackmail) When a business (usually a website) ensures your continued patronage by automatically making your private dealings and information public if you don't regularly use their services (visit their website) to tell them not to.

Social Network websites bluemail you by regularly changing their services and reset privacy settings making all private information and posts public. You then have to revisit them to use their services to be able to change the privacy settings back.

Bluemail by Thirdofherne November 10, 2013