Brownie Bake

A next level Dutch Oven, you actually defecate under the sheets and hold your SO under there to inhale the aroma.

I brownie baked Kathryn last night. Shit got all over the bed, but hearing her gag at the stench was worth it.

by plastic ducks September 13, 2016

Bake a brownie

When you take a shit and then shove it up the girls pussy, 'impregnating' her with the poop.

hey Candice, u wanna bake a brownie tonight?

by Autistic_Lemon June 19, 2023

One in the baby maker, three in the brownie baker

One finger (primarily a thumb) in the vagina, three fingers in the butt-hole

Dude I was so drunk and she was so horny, so I for some reason put "One in the baby maker, three in the brownie baker" - This term was originally coined in a drunk-dial voicemail to a special friend after a night of drinking and after-partying in a hot tub with a naughty french girl.

by Bryan "DJ Kenn"/Will da Thrill January 12, 2009

brownie baker

One who is about to take a dump.

"Johnny is such a brownie baker, you are sitting by him on the way home."

by Christa_d August 30, 2005

brownie baker

an alternate way to say fudge packer. because the meaning isn't as well known, you can actually call someone a brownie baker to their face and they will be oblivious.

Kevin, the brownie baker, wears those sparkly shirts and masturbates to gay porn in his dorm room all the time; what a tool.

by polobrute September 22, 2006

Late Night Brownie Baker

During anal sex, right before you spill your man juice. You quickly pull out, with some poop still on your cock and slam it in her vagina and get off.

"I tried the Ol' Late Night Brownie Baker on my girlfriend last night."

"Oh yea, how'd that go?"

"She's still pretty mad. Says the kid is gonna smell like Pig Pen all its life."

by Raspberry Babingka October 21, 2011

baked the brownie

First time for anal sex. Similar to popping the cherry though anal instead.

Steve baked the brownie with Lisa last night.

by Nirosu July 8, 2010