The state of being so high that you ascend munchies and become an enigma
Someone creamed all over my bathtub and shit on my pants last night, that, or i was just baked browne
by SeatyMuff April 14, 2019
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Used when final retribution is required.

"Baked Brown Log" is the act of taking a cookie sheet and expelling everything that exists in your bowels onto it and then putting it in the oven at a medium high heat. Then you leave it to bake and fill the house with an aroma that is comparible to a sewage treatment plant on a hot summer's day.
My bitch cheated on me so I left her a BAKED BROWN LOG in the oven cooking for her.
by Canadavey May 5, 2007
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literally: a large, lumpy, generally amorphus baked good.

in "urban" speak: descriptive of the view of a girl from behind. Not just the ass, but the entire view.

a girl with a "backside like baked brown betty" is only has to be a little bit chubby. The backside is riddled with any of the following flaws:

back boobs
puffy shoulders
muffin top
complete lack of ass- (waist wider than hips)
Oh snap, shawty's got a backside like baked brown betty. that's just a shame.
by TreeWeezel November 20, 2010
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When you take a massive dump in a tanning bed, shut the lid, and turn it on.
Joe: Dude! I just left a hot brown bake in sun tan city yesterday!

John: No way man! I did the same thing!

Joe: That'll teach them not to let us bring our own bronzers!!
by Taintslayer156 July 31, 2015
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