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brown-nosed willie

(n.)- A name used to describe a man's penis after anal sex, because the tip of the penis is covered in feces.
Damn, the brown-nosed willie Jennifer gave me last night smells!

Miss Willie Brown 

A super hard wedgie that is so deep it draws poop on the underwear.
My cousin was acting up so I gave him a Miss Willie Brown and hung him on the door knob.

After you receive a harsh Miss Willie Brown you should throw your underwear out.
Miss Willie Brown by Schwoogie August 17, 2012

Willie Brown’s girlfriend 

A nickname that was given to Kamala Harris after she got her start in her political career by having an affair with the mayor of San Francisco, Willie Brown
“Hey man, who are you are gonna vote for in the election”
Not sure, but definitely not Willie Brown’s girlfriend

Willie Davidson Brown 

He is a bald predator who drives a black bmw he is on the sex offenders list and he has kids in his basement he lives at balgreen in Edinburgh near the gold course at the end
Willie Davidson brown is a rapist

William brown

He is the coolest guy who u would fall in love with instantly he plays sport all the fucking shit and he has abs and the fluffy most prettiest hair in the world he has a personality and he is kind of a bully but he doesn’t mean it he is naughty and gets in trouble all the time by his admirer……when I first saw him I always called him hottie boy he does now know I like him…..I wish he liked me back…. Kaan-Alessio-dilan-will-Dominic and these other year 7s
William brown by OACC LIVY August 7, 2023
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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