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Brown Noting

The payment of goods or services with sheets of toilet paper. Since the corona virus out break, hoarding mentality has caused a scarcity of toilet paper, which in turn has lead to toilet paper becoming a currency in its own right.
Hey Tom, I’ll sell that to you for $2, or if your prefer to make use of our new brown noting facilities that will be 6 brown notes.
by UrbsOnCrack March 14, 2020
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Brown Noting

The act of slipping someone a note whilst they are making a brown in the toilet.

Often played in the workplace when you notice a colleague enter the toilets. A dangerous game to play if the person behind the door turns out not to be the intended recipient of said note.
Alex: What's Kyle doing following Martin into the toilets like that?

Richard: He's probably "Brown Noting".
by b00mdr1ve8y November 22, 2013
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reverse brown nosing

When the person you were previously sucking up to starts brown nosing you; also known as backwards brown nosing.
At first I was sucking up to Felly, but then she started reverse brown nosing me and complimenting me all the time!
by erieee January 13, 2010
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"John was brown nosing David earlier!!"
"Yeah, John kisses everybody's ass!"
by Enda McMahon April 30, 2006
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brown nosing

Sticking one's nose up another's anus for pleasure.
Bob: Why is there poop on his nose?
John: He must have just gotten done brown nosing.
by bob349584-58 November 23, 2013
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Reanon Is a Bigg brown noser she dose so much brown nosing
by thebirachael March 22, 2009
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Brown nosing

by Da cracker July 7, 2019
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