Brown Noting

The payment of goods or services with sheets of toilet paper. Since the corona virus out break, hoarding mentality has caused a scarcity of toilet paper, which in turn has lead to toilet paper becoming a currency in its own right.

Hey Tom, I’ll sell that to you for $2, or if your prefer to make use of our new brown noting facilities that will be 6 brown notes.

Brown Noting by UrbsOnCrack March 14, 2020

Brown Noting

The act of slipping someone a note whilst they are making a brown in the toilet.

Often played in the workplace when you notice a colleague enter the toilets. A dangerous game to play if the person behind the door turns out not to be the intended recipient of said note.

Alex: What's Kyle doing following Martin into the toilets like that?

Richard: He's probably "Brown Noting".

Brown Noting by b00mdr1ve8y November 22, 2013

reverse brown nosing 

When the person you were previously sucking up to starts brown nosing you; also known as backwards brown nosing.

At first I was sucking up to Felly, but then she started reverse brown nosing me and complimenting me all the time!

reverse brown nosing by erieee January 13, 2010

brown nosing 

Kissing someones ass

"John was brown nosing David earlier!!"
"Yeah, John kisses everybody's ass!"

brown nosing by Enda McMahon April 30, 2006

brown nosing 

Sticking one's nose up another's anus for pleasure.

Bob: Why is there poop on his nose?
John: He must have just gotten done brown nosing.

brown nosing by bob349584-58 November 23, 2013

Brown Nosing 

Kissing somes ass hole

Reanon Is a Bigg brown noser she dose so much brown nosing

Brown Nosing by thebirachael March 22, 2009

Brown nosing 

White people acting black

Timothy was brown nosing

Brown nosing by Da cracker July 7, 2019