When a “bro” smashes his chest muscles together and looks like cleavage. Or, the term can also refer to when a males pants hang low and the upper lobes of the buttocks are showing halfway, also simulating large breasts (thought at times covered in hirsute/ hair). The term could replace “plumbers crack,” except these smashed muscles are alluring asking to to be motor-boated or even tiddy-fucked.
“Dude, did you see that big grey hair growing out of Donnie’s brovage in that tank top?” Or “His brovage makes me want to Motor. Boat. That. Ass!
Bruvage,correctly typed "BRUVAGE" is a phrase most notably uttered by one of the best person in the whole world,Bogdan. He utters that word with sheer power,to assert his dominance.
Bruvage comes from the combination of the English word: brother and the French word: le garage. That's why real connoisseurs de la vagina always pronounce it in the same way you would pronounce le garage. It is used when something is so lmao that you can't even really comprehend it. It is mainly used by people who enjoy big popularity from females.