Bruvage,correctly typed "BRUVAGE" is a phrase most notably uttered by one of the best person in the whole world,Bogdan. He utters that word with sheer power,to assert his dominance.
Person 1:That was a funny joke you said,Alex
Person 2:BRUVAGE,that was lit af
Bruvage comes from the combination of the English word: brother and the French word: le garage. That's why real connoisseurs de la vagina always pronounce it in the same way you would pronounce le garage. It is used when something is so lmao that you can't even really comprehend it. It is mainly used by people who enjoy big popularity from females.
James: Oi that was proper jokes man.
Bog: I know right BRUVAGE.
James: BRUVAGE
Endearing term for one's "homie". Often used in place of "bro" or "bruv".
Person 1: Bruvæ did you see the new Jev video?
Person 2: Not yet hol' up.
*10 minutes later*
Person 2: Bruvæ the trickshot at the end was crazy as fuck!
Person 1: I know right?
When a “bro” smashes his chest muscles together and looks like cleavage. Or, the term can also refer to when a males pants hang low and the upper lobes of the buttocks are showing halfway, also simulating large breasts (thought at times covered in hirsute/ hair). The term could replace “plumbers crack,” except these smashed muscles are alluring asking to to be motor-boated or even tiddy-fucked.
“Dude, did you see that big grey hair growing out of Donnie’s brovage in that tank top?” Or “His brovage makes me want to Motor. Boat. That. Ass!
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flyingeverywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.