Brosage

The act of giving your bro a massage after a tense day at work or the gym. Two dudes rubbing each other just to help out.

Camman: Yo Bridawg your shoulders look all tense today why don't you hop off that forklift and let me give you a brosage.

Bridawg: Dude, I thought you'd never ask. Brosage me up.

by Nerdcore89 November 3, 2011

Brosage

The floral decoration that dudes get on their prom from their date. usually worn with a pin.

sally: yo man, i totally got the coolest brosage for sam.. he's gonna look so hot!!

julie: oh damn... i completely forgot to get one for john!!

by Xerxes Dennis April 26, 2008

Bronage a trois

When two brothers double up on a skank.

Jenny was getting banged by some dude when his brother walked in, and she was like, "Join us, Buckwheat, for a bronage a trois!". And he did.

by Flimsygirl July 13, 2016

bromage à trois

Describes a bromance shared between 3 dudes.

Zak, Aaron and Nick are totally in a bromage à trois. The three of them are ALWAYS hanging out together.

by Sadie Vincent August 13, 2009

brosaken

to forsake the bro-code in anyway; dating a bro's ex-girlfriend, drinking all of a bro's natty ice, etc.

Dane shows up to a party with the ex-girlfriend of one of his bros, to which the aforementioned bro screams "OF ALL THE BRAUDACITY!... WHY HAVE YOU BROSAKEN ME!?"

by DJ Brosiden June 12, 2010

Brokagé

A bro that is such a total bro that he has become the cherished leader of the Village hidden in the Bros, and the creator of the Secret Ninjutsu: the Brosengan.

1. Hey do you know Nathan?
2. Yeah, he helped my clan in the 3rd Great Ninja War.
1. Sounds like a total Brokagé

by The Brokage May 30, 2016

Bromage

A rare and exotic cheese made from the breast milk of a man.

Based on that guy's moobs, I bet he'd make some sweet Bromage.

by The Real Dr. Strange March 10, 2010