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Brostcode

When your 'Bro Code' changes due to your whereabouts.
1st bro: "Bro, I wanted to hit that last night but she's got a boyfriend"

2nd bro: "Don't worry brah, we're in a different brostcode"
by Mr. Ramjam November 30, 2013
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brostmodernism

A reaction to the work of the Classical and Modern "Bro" philosophies and life styles. Brostmodernism is an aesthetic, literary, political and social paradigm, which is the basis of the infinitely on-going attempt to describe the fundamental condition/state of being of broness. Characterized by heavily irony, self-deprecation, corss-reference and rapid-reflexivity, brostmodernism by its very nature defies one true definition.

Nonetheless, brostmodern thought can be looked upon as "a style and concept in human art and behavior characterized by the intentional and repeated drawing of attention to the conventions, theories and underlying ideologies of ideal broness." Ultimately it is a battle between projection and introjection, between objectivity and subjectivity. Whereas the bros of the classical and modern eras achieved broness through objectivity, that is to say, their love of Natural Lights, Dave Matthews Band, polo shirts, and backwards fitted caps earned them the distinction of "bro" from an objective third party. Brostmodernists, however, achieve broness through deliberate subjective introjection; that is to say, they become bros because they ARE bros.

Therefore, the chief and unerasable tenet of brostmodernism can be described as such: true, unconquerable broness can never be reached without the clear acknowledge of the existence of the simultaneously sublime yet ridiculous said broness. It's fair to say brostmodernists thinkers are the ultimate self-deprecating narcissists.
Example one:
Classical Bro: "I party, therefore I bro."

Brostmodernism: "The terms 'party' and 'bro' mean many different things, depending on the subjective positions of the members of the discussion. The purest notion of any 'Party' "exists" only so long as we negotiate its meaning as in opposition to an etheral 'Nonparty'; conjugally, 'Bro' exists only so long as we choose to voluntarily affirm its necessity, both in relation towards ourselves, as well as towards said 'Party'. Now will someone please put on Beast of Burden.
by Kurt Bronnegut July 12, 2009
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brostoked

1. excitement of the bro variety
2. also a statement of affirmation
3. (can be used ironically)
"dude you hear about the hollister sale?"
"yeah man i'm brostoked"

"dude you wanna hit up that cod4"
"brostoked"
by downplay August 21, 2009
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broscope

To broscope: verb; the act of sniping in the same spot as someone else in a first person shooter such as Battlefield or Call Of Duty.
I was sniping in the yellow house on nuketown and this guy just came up and totally broscoped me...noob.
by Vitamin_e May 16, 2016
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BroScoped

The act of jumping off of a structure in a first person shooter and proceeding to kill someone below you while in mid air with a sniper rifle without looking through the scope. somewhat challenging but very rewarding. mostly done in Modern Warfare 2.
Dude i hope that guy watched the kill cam on that because i just BroScoped his ass.
by McNarny February 13, 2010
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Brocode#32

A bro shall never go to a party where your bros cannot come
Brocode#32 Zaki says to bro, sorry bro you cant come
by Masterola December 29, 2017
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BroCode

Is where you can’t send a picture or a video that is embarrassing for you boy to a group chat with girls on it.
Don’t ever break the brocode
by SamPickle June 8, 2022
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