Skip to main content

brostoked 

1. excitement of the bro variety
2. also a statement of affirmation
3. (can be used ironically)
"dude you hear about the hollister sale?"
"yeah man i'm brostoked"

"dude you wanna hit up that cod4"
"brostoked"
brostoked by downplay August 21, 2009
Words you can keep
When Someone gets brosted it means if one of ya bros roasts you
YOOO Bro He Just Got Brosted
brosted by antoniodubzz June 25, 2020
Related Words
The act of becoming severly intoxicated while at Bristol Motor Speedway. Typically accompanied with vomitting, random acts of tomfoolery and belligerent outbursts of profanity.
While watching the race in Bristol, Frank the Tank began showing signs of being bristoled. Drink stains on the shirt, graphic sexual conversation with the hired bartender and an unwillingness to cooperate were all clear signs of being bristoled.
Bristoled by Bag King November 21, 2010
when your homie frosts your chocolate cupcake and adds rainbow sprinkles to the top and gives it to you because he is a good simaritain and has done many good deeds, like charity work, and community service, because all he really wants is to see the world become a better place without all the confusion and violence. So all and all just give your best homie a call or someone you love and tell them how much they mean to you and how much they have positively impacted you as a person and changed your life for the better for being there in your life when you really needed someone to look up to and to show you the right way to do things and, anyways im getting off topic here lets get back to the point at hand. Being brosted is the best thing that could happen to 2 homies who just want to have a stable relationship and want to grow for the better together.
wow, i might need one of you get brosted for me
brosted by antonio dubzz June 29, 2020

bestoked 

"beyond stoked" - "stoked" is to be completely and intensely enthusiastic or excited about something. "bestoked" is being even more excited than stoked.
"I am bestoked by this news!"
bestoked by iatemyhomework June 7, 2017

BroScoped 

The act of jumping off of a structure in a first person shooter and proceeding to kill someone below you while in mid air with a sniper rifle without looking through the scope. somewhat challenging but very rewarding. mostly done in Modern Warfare 2.
Dude i hope that guy watched the kill cam on that because i just BroScoped his ass.
BroScoped by McNarny February 13, 2010

brosmoke 

(V.) When a man goes to his male friends house to burn down without a female. A brodate with weed.
I'm sorry babe I want you to come but Kyle wants to brosmoke and it's been a while.
brosmoke by Princess_bitchy. January 28, 2017
More from Urban Dictionary
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
Next